Yay!!! We talked about it for a year now. Since the beginning of the year, we encouraged you to start working on your summer body and get your style right because Summer 2017 will be bigger and better than last year!. And now we’re here. With the Memorial Day weekend comes the launch of the summer swimsuit season and all the fun BBQs, jet set exotic vacations, and lazy days in the hammock, reading your favorite book while sippin’ wine, or curled up with a boo overlooking some beachy peachy scene, crisp and clean. Enjoying the beauties of nature just as created by design! [Continue reading after photo]
And the other creation that many enjoy this time of year is the way curves put pressure on bikinis to grab the attention of all who witness them as they go by. Whether on the beaches of Santorini or the Bahamas, or that lit Las Vegas or South Beach cabana pool party scene for the upscale, it is you curvy fashionistas who the world will gawk at, with some men getting slapped by their girlfriends for staring too long, lol! This is your season to bring the curves out of hibernation, to let go of the long sleeves and long, thick pants, and let the sheer fabric of you lightest dresses and bodysuits lace your hips and breasts the way that fits your style and keeps you from getting a ticket for public nudity. [Continue reading after photo]
And finally, as a public service announcement, when you do bring your curves out of hibernation, just remember to please have mercy on those older gentlemen out there who have heard conditions and pacemakers because those peach-shaped, buxom weapons you have can cause a sudden onset of heart attacks and strokes if you’re not careful. (Yes, we’re serious…well, it is summer, so a little light humor, lol). Without further adieu, welcome to the Summer of 2017, the season of unlimited curves! Enjoy the gallery…
Curve Monsters 